KIS CLASS OF 2017: HALF 2011 OSCAR AWARDS!!!!
[EVERYONE CLAPS AND CHEERS]
Please note that all humans and guinea pigs above the age of 10 (centuries) are recommended not to read this. Please be happy. Thank you, KIS Class of 2017 Welfare and Homeland Security Staff.
MOST ANNOYING PERSON OF HALF 2011: Jacky
Jacky deserves this place. He has managed to annoy the heck out of all the G6As, annoy his son (Indy), and annoy pretty much everyone else. We think he won’t loose his place, as there isn’t many to challenge him.
MOST SARCASTIC PERSON OF HALF 2011: Ken
After learning more about sarcasm, Ken has managed to be sarcastic 24/7 on Google Buzz, Gmail, and Facebook. And yes, viewers, quite a lot of people have also decided to start being sarcastic.
MOST FUNNY PERSON OF HALF 2011: Maenam
Her awesome story in Math class has earned her this. And also this picture, a pale imitation of “Grandpa Cream”:
MOST TALKATIVE PERSON OF HALF 2011: Fern and Praew (sarcastic trophy)
Fern and Praew are the most talkative people in Class of 2017. They always start conversations on chat. They respond to everything and everyone. Hope you’ve detected a slight bit of sarcasm in here.
MOST QUIET PERSON OF HALF 2011: Ken (sarcastic trophy)
Ken has earned another award for being the most quiet. He never replies to anyone, he never talks to anyone, he doesn’t speak until he’s required to in Mandarin Oral Assessments.
CUTEST PERSON OF HALF 2011: Jopang and Beam
Both has made their way into this award. Jopang has demonstrated his cuteness many times, while Beam is also one of the most เด็ก of the class.
Some nice pictures to show us all:
MOST AWESOME PERSON OF HALF 2011: Pat
He says he’s awesome… and we need to believe him because there are certainly no other reliable sources.
THE OLD WHART PERSON OF HALF 2011: Pun Pun
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BEST MAN OF HALF 2011: Serena
“She has a beard”- Jacky. And yes, that’s the only reason why Serena won this award.
HOLY COW OF HALF 2011: Beam
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MOST HANDSOME PERSON OF HALF 2011: Larissa
Everyone says that she is the most handsome of half 2011… so we’ll go with the majority.
PINEAPPLE SUCKER OF HALF 2011: Serena
She loves sucking pineapples. When she sees a pineapple, she picks it up and says, “OMG LOL”, and immediately starts sucking it. Here’s a picture of her:
MOST POPULAR TEACHER OF HALF 2011: Mr. Darryl
That’s what everyone says. He is the most popular, most spoken about, and the topic of all gossips. We congratulate our Humanities teacher for receiving this virtual award.
BEST CATCHPHRASE MAKER: Por and Ken
“Hurtful!!!!” “Whart?” That’s the two best catchphrases of the half year created.
We’re done with the Oscar Awards for Half 2011. These will be redone when 2011 ends!